Top Ten Signs You are an Internet addict

  1. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
  2. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
  3. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
  4. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
  5. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
  6. When you go on an organized tour you check if the transportation is ethernet, fiber-optics or token ring.
  7. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
  8. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
  9. You think that :-) is your mirror image And the number one sign you are an Internet addict:
  10. Your name is "anonymous"

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