Top Ten Signs You are an Internet addict
- When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
- You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
- Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
- You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
- You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them
to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure
they're listening to you.
- When you go on an organized tour you check if the
transportation is ethernet, fiber-optics or token ring.
- You introduce your wife as "my firstname.lastname@example.org" and refer
to your children as "client applications".
- At social functions you introduce your husband as "my
- You think that :-) is your mirror image
And the number one sign you are an Internet addict:
- Your name is "anonymous"
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